Ah, it’s Amazing Race time again! It’s a new season, and yet there’s so much that seems familiar….
Hello, passive-aggressive couple where the guy has a superiority complex and the girl seems to both enable it and bitch about it! I look forward to hating both of you.
Hello, over-confident dorks! It’s nice to see you’re Ivy League this time. And it’s VERY nice to see you feel your a capella singing skills will be an asset when communicating with foreign cab drivers… (wha?)
Hello, beauty queen! You have a formidable list of beauty queens and former beauty queens who have been appalling and clueless in some pretty spectacular ways, so I hope you brought your A game. And some Vaseline.
Hello, long-distance couple just meeting for the first time! You’re a mother-daughter pair with an adoption twist this time – nice. The producers are expecting you to work out your issues on-camera, so please oblige.
Hello, pair of doctors! So…they’re young, and they’re surgeons… how on earth do they have the time to go racing around the world on a game show for six weeks? Are they super-doctors, or really bad doctors?
Couple taking things too quickly, I think you’re my favorites so far for the sole reasons that a) you’re from Florida, and b) you swear a lot... oh my lord, in the time it took me to type this sentence, Chad revealed himself to be a total asshat. OK, never mind that.
Yay! I'm so excited!
