Thursday, May 14, 2009

Upon Returning From a Walk on a Spring Evening

Me: Charlie, what's in your mouth?

Charlie: Numpfingh

Me: There is clearly something i-

Charlie: Mmmpf uhhuhh numpfigh! Mmpfnghh! Ope ah ahhhh.

Me: Drop it. Drop. Droooop.

Charlie: <Slowly, reluctantly opens his mouth. A small frog hops out and hightails it for the grass.>

Me: You're ridiculous. You know that, yes?

Charlie: I could use some water and a snack, lady.

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