Snacking.
I figured out some effective ways to fight this. I don't keep any cash on me and I bring portioned, healthy snacks to work. Baby carrots, a Clif bar, pretzels and lots of water.
This has resulted in an alarming level of self-loathing - parts of me really hate other parts of me. More specifically, my stomach hates whatever b*tch part of me is hiding the Cheetos.
If I keep it up, there may be all-out civil war. I'm a little scared.
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1 comment:
Just one man's opinion but...I think your parts need to tell those complaining parts to just shut the heck up...you're terribly lovely! Maybe those b*tching parts need to have their vision checked (assuming those parts have vision....)
Go easy on yourself (and pssst...it's almost the weekend!!)
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